Well...shit!
http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=58519

If you seriously thought they would one day release... well...

Someone in #vendetta commented that this was the end of an era.

... an era of what, waiting?

Suckers.

Oh, and of course, ZP:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever

Haha, yeah. Yahtzee nailed this one.