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Why Parents Drink
WHY PARENTS DRINK.........
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad". With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend cause I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion....Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of fire wood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your son John.
PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me.
Thought some of you might enjoy this. :)
Edit: Btw, my dad sent me this. lol
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad". With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend cause I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion....Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of fire wood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your son John.
PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me.
Thought some of you might enjoy this. :)
Edit: Btw, my dad sent me this. lol
Epic, lulz
just awesome...
ahahahaah
Hell, at that I'd have a drink to my son's wit.
Then I'd go cut a 2" birch switch and thrash him for the pathetic grades. But I'd tell him how I appreciated the attempt humor first.
Then I'd go cut a 2" birch switch and thrash him for the pathetic grades. But I'd tell him how I appreciated the attempt humor first.
Aye Lecter. And Spidey, someday ya might get it.
'tis funny.
In France there is a proverb which does
Quand les parent boivent , les enfants trinquent
not say easy has to translate into English
Quand les parent boivent , les enfants trinquent
not say easy has to translate into English
Oh I thought this thread was going to have some reasons to validate me.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
When the parents drink, the children toast?