chirp chirp chirp chirp...

It's a little-known fact that you can tell how far away a moderator is by counting the chirps between when a post is made and when it is moved to Off Topic.

1fucking80, Whistler.

lol

some kinds of birds eat crickets

Depending on temperature, crickets chirp at different rates. So, be sure to measure ambient temperature when determining the distance of a moderator. Also, this method is ineffective during the day time due to crickets not being diurnal.

What about rH%?

Depending on temperature, crickets chirp at different rates..

Ok.. Frozen crickets do not chirp, and neither do toasted crickets. In between these two extremes, they do chirp, but at temperature dependent rates.

Is there a linear increase, a bell curve, or an avalache point where the cricket chirps a whole-friggin-lot before bursting into flames?

Someday I want to be semi-famous enough where a Law of Nature is named after me.

"LeberMac's Law: Your sobriety level is an inverse square of the amount of 4 oz. tequila shots you have had, multiplied by the Agave Constant, 0.275635."

heh i always though lebermacs law would be "take a shot of tequila every time someone says cargoes"

'cargoes'

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'chirp'