http://buttersafe.com/2009/01/15/last-night/

Um...

You mean... you can relate directly?

You should probably give back the mayor's daughter, though.

Not until I get the ransom!

Or I blast her with my super-globutron with mutate capacity!

Naturally, there would have to be a superhero, every supervillain needs one. I am kind of uncertain what it would be in your case, LeberMac.

Sober Ryder?

Hrm, I had a nemesis on VO (Calder) but he quit. He recently came back, tho, so maybe he can be my arch-nemesis superhero.

Sooooper-Calder?
redlegs-redlac?

If the superhero has to be the opposite of the super-villain, then the superhero would be a teetotaler, awesome at combat, polite and forthright, but with little to no sense of humor or ability to dance.

Pretty much like Adam West-style Batman.

Keanu Reeves as Batman?

The horror.

The horror.

So, what exactly will you do to the mayor's daughter if the hero doesn't arrive just in the nick of time? Make her the worm for a giant bottle of Mezcal? And who says that a super villain can only have one superhero to fight, or that it needs to be a superhero at all? Fights between super villains are the best fights.

Also, you need a sombrero, giant handlebar mustache, and a broken bottle of Tequila for hand-to-hand combat.