Wow, that would make saying f**k s**t take way longer to say that it takes me to say what I think is under the asterisks. But it's cool, because it sounds like switching radio stations that are just static. And it's fun to say! F**k s**t! F**k s**t!

Only by about 2.5 times (rough guesstimate). I don't see your problem. If you can take the time to type asterisks, you have the time to pronounce them, I say.

Well, you people are poking fun at my *'s...

You're all a bunch of asterisks.

:)

Writing asterisks as replacement for letters to obfuscate profanity on the 'net is punishable by ridicule.