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Macs are more delicious.
Squabble.
Macs are more delicious.
Squabble.
heh
Argument over; sfriedenberg wins.
Your sugar coating of the issues at hand is disturbing to say the least Lecter. I present...
Exhibit A:
If one examines the evidence closely, one can clearly see an unidentified substance residing on the eastern portion of the assumed vegetable matter that can only be referred to as "Special Sauce".
Exhibit B:
Here it can clearly be seen the long term effects of this so called "Special Sauce" on any vegetable matter unfortunate enough to come into contact with this horror of modern day science.
Conclusion: Macs kill the environment.
Exhibit A:
If one examines the evidence closely, one can clearly see an unidentified substance residing on the eastern portion of the assumed vegetable matter that can only be referred to as "Special Sauce".
Exhibit B:
Here it can clearly be seen the long term effects of this so called "Special Sauce" on any vegetable matter unfortunate enough to come into contact with this horror of modern day science.
Conclusion: Macs kill the environment.
I win!
Wait, so what do I do with this?
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Conclusion: Macs kill the environment.
That's irrelevant to the issue of whether they are more delicious. Which they are.
That's irrelevant to the issue of whether they are more delicious. Which they are.
Spidey's Octomac wins, because it causes abortions and several people have eaten it because they listened to a podcast. :P
Oh gawd i just puked a little...
hmmm bacon. :9
hmmm bacon. :9
Ugh........wow...uh....you've scarred me.......please don't post such...shocking images......
In defense of Dr. Lecter, my first job years ago was at McDonald's and I can honestly say that when I made a Big Mac it was very close to the picture. And I still eat them, because they're delicious. And they give me the most impressive farts.
PC, try several warm beers and three hot dogs that have been in the hotdog ferris wheel for 36 hours, youll kill people up wind
Hey, I bet that would work. Too bad I don't drink, or I'd totally try it! The worst fart I've ever smelled was from a friend of mine who had eaten two Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers a couple hours previous. She knew it was coming, too, and stopped right in front of me to let it out. Yikes! It was impressively lethal. Except it wasn't quite, because we're both still alive.
3 words:
Cabbage & Bean Burritos.
Cabbage & Bean Burritos.
you need to add week old deviled eggs to the mix leebs
week old deviled eggs...................O.O
I'd say that would be asking for food poisoning lol.
I do vote for deviled eggs for a starter, beer to wash it down with and then saurkraut and brats. Folks will be going home early from that party.........muwahahahahaha.
I'd say that would be asking for food poisoning lol.
I do vote for deviled eggs for a starter, beer to wash it down with and then saurkraut and brats. Folks will be going home early from that party.........muwahahahahaha.
Awesome. I turned this into the flatulence thread.
I was station with a guy in Germany who strategically used the most dangerous combination of Zwiebelsuppe and Dark Ale to grant hisself an unfair advantage during base billiards tournament.
Nothing short of a biohazard.
Nothing short of a biohazard.
Now that Surbius has made me depressed, I came here to get an Argument, but apparently have found the Department of Big Macs and Flatulence in its place. Now I am depressed and angry, and shall proceed to suck all the joy from your future hamburgers with a stern warning about the health risks you face.
*pulls out a cargo box to stand on*
Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever thought of the risks you face every time you eat a Big Mac? What's that? Obesity? Oh no, nothing so minor in this lecture. I'm here to tell you of the real dangers.
The so-called "Secret Sauce" put on each and every Big Mac is an amalgamation of chemicals, ranging from MSG and BS to such exotics as Elerium(115), Threepwood Root Beer, and Perfectly Normal Beast meat. How is this dangerous, you ask?
It starts with hallucinations after the first five Big Macs. The imagery found in most McDonald's locations is designed to enhance these effects, which are usually found to be enjoyable at first. This initial good feeling soon wears off into a paranoia-inducing mental assault about two minutes into the experience. Eventually, victims begin to grow accustom to this, and even show signs of complete tolerance. This is when the true horror begins.
In an effort to regain that first rush, Big Mac consumption is pushed even higher. Around seven, the imagery experienced becomes even more disjointed. At ten, the chaotic visual and aural experience is manifested as full-blown seizures in the victim. At twenty, all connections with reality are broken. At that point, there is little that can be done for the victims, and they are doomed to work in rodeos, children's parties, and circuses for the rest of their lives.
Don't let this terrible fate befall you! The next time you feel like having a Big Mac, just say "No, I'd rather have Kentucky Fried Chicken", and who wouldn't? A whole bucket of tender fried chicken, specially prepared with eleven herbs and spices, in a time-tested recipe from Colonel Sanders himself- it's the perfect food for any time of day. So come on down to your local KFC, and enjoy some good, wholesome food. You know the consequences if you don't.
*pulls out a cargo box to stand on*
Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever thought of the risks you face every time you eat a Big Mac? What's that? Obesity? Oh no, nothing so minor in this lecture. I'm here to tell you of the real dangers.
The so-called "Secret Sauce" put on each and every Big Mac is an amalgamation of chemicals, ranging from MSG and BS to such exotics as Elerium(115), Threepwood Root Beer, and Perfectly Normal Beast meat. How is this dangerous, you ask?
It starts with hallucinations after the first five Big Macs. The imagery found in most McDonald's locations is designed to enhance these effects, which are usually found to be enjoyable at first. This initial good feeling soon wears off into a paranoia-inducing mental assault about two minutes into the experience. Eventually, victims begin to grow accustom to this, and even show signs of complete tolerance. This is when the true horror begins.
In an effort to regain that first rush, Big Mac consumption is pushed even higher. Around seven, the imagery experienced becomes even more disjointed. At ten, the chaotic visual and aural experience is manifested as full-blown seizures in the victim. At twenty, all connections with reality are broken. At that point, there is little that can be done for the victims, and they are doomed to work in rodeos, children's parties, and circuses for the rest of their lives.
Don't let this terrible fate befall you! The next time you feel like having a Big Mac, just say "No, I'd rather have Kentucky Fried Chicken", and who wouldn't? A whole bucket of tender fried chicken, specially prepared with eleven herbs and spices, in a time-tested recipe from Colonel Sanders himself- it's the perfect food for any time of day. So come on down to your local KFC, and enjoy some good, wholesome food. You know the consequences if you don't.