that I've posted an awful lot on Suggestions lately. I don't mean to talk over anyone or step on toes. Let me know if I'm getting on anyone's nerves.

I promise not to show up at your door with my platoon for saying so. Really! Pay no attention to those piles of grass in the lawn that you swore you raked up hours ago. Your neighbor has always had the top floor windows facing your building open during all kinds of weather. Why would your car riding a little lower than it used to concern you? Those extra clicks your phone makes while you're talking have always been there. Oh, and about your lag- yeah, Guild's servers have been acting up lately. It isn't just you. No, there are always that many helicopters passing overhead around here. I'm not sure why a little dirt in your back yard makes you think someone's been digging recently either. You sure are paranoid.

And the giant (but empty) bags of pancake mix and drained syrup containers out by your garbage every week? They don't exist.

Really.

I think that you think I'm thinking too much.

What you didn't think of is that I think that your thinking of that I think too much is actually exactly what I thought you'd think of.

I just want to disagree with the title of this thread. The poster is, after all, one of Uncle Sam's misguided children.

If I see any piles of grass in my lawn, its a good thing. :P