I had meant to post this about 2 weeks ago, but forgot. So, here's the post:
http://blogzarro.com/?p=226

My favorite:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."

R.I.P. indeed. Very sad. Rufus is dead!

Two's my favorite:

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

^_^

For Aramarth:

#70: And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Back when I was a kid, we had some cave-drawings of various G.C. skits. My favorite line was:

'You got 23 Odds and Ends on a table, and take 22 of them away, what's left, an Odd or an End?'

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…and you finish off as an orgasm!”

man the guy was awesome!