1. stop smoking

2. stop drinking

3. stop going out with your neighbors wife

4. leave the seat down

5. kiss and make up

6. eat more vegetables. if you have to add salt and oil to do so, then do it.

7. do not underestimate the importance of toilet paper

8. if the bathrooms arent clean, nobody cares how nice the place was. they only remember the dirty bathrooms

9. if you let a bathroom get slightly dirty, people will trash it. but if you keep it relatively spotless, people will have more respect for it, and generally leave it clean.

10. in ten years, you wont remember 99% of the stupid crap your boss did

that was random...

1, done
2, done
3, they moved
4, learned the hard way
5, see number 4
6, grilled not fried
7, the right tool for the right job
8, 9, were we neighbors? If not, It's spotless. If so, sorry about #3.
10, ...but that 1% still gets my blood pressure up.

Moved to off topic.

WTF 'nanzi? Wheres ye been?

8 and 10 were not suggestions by any means.

shedu, what can i say. thanks to you i have lost my marriage, but i have gained a lol on a message board.

how come women never have to put the seat back up when they are done?

Yeah, and how come it's not okay to criticize their driving, or complain about their taste in movies?

Because they got something, we want it, they know it.

Oh, right, that.

3 is credited; you should definitly stay in with the neighbor's wife.

We need to assess the current scope in order to gain a better grasp of our goal-oriented synergistic approach. Inform them to table their action items until value-added deliverables can be procured and to set a baseline strategy for moving forward.

Shush moldy.

For me it all stopped at #2. #3-10 are to not be worried about one way or the other as long as #2 is ignored.

But definitely listen to #1.

Haha, I like it, moldy.