I'm a lot closer to Manhattan, but damn... even a .45 on the nightstand can't save my ass from this. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/12/artillery.cat.ap/index.html

No...not the cat ;_;

On the bright side, Lecter, lawyers don't work with robotic AA cannons.
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/robot-cannon-ki.html

Ouch. I'll never complain about the negative physiological effects of my job stress again.

New Jersey has that happen all the damn time. Like the jet that strafed a school.

only in jersey

jersey state trooper thought it'd be a good idea to point his radar gun at a us marines harrier jump jet, set off the ARM systems, the pilot managed to abort it in time. coulda been a statie getting wasted with a really expensive missile.