I hope they will fight all those pirates in grey adequately:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7274377.stm

lol

terror threat my ass

that's lulztacular. 'Cause you know all the terrorists out there play WoW when they're not strapping bombs to their waists and blowing themselves up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XEThF7Pr7U

Reynard is probably like Yarhar, but less advanced:

Reynard: Are you a terrorist?
Player: No. Are you?
Reynard: Why, do you think I am?
Player: You seem defensive.
Reynard: Defense wins championships.
Player: Wait, which championship?
Reynard: Championship Defensive Player #92 Michael Strahan ROOLZ!
Player: Um, what?
Reynard: The defensive player says "what"?
Player: I'm outta here
Reynard: <crash> Unhandled exception F54D-12a9-CD7D-...

all they are gonna find out is that most people are dicks on the internet, especially in games. I would love to hear about the government getting raped in second life

Hmmm...
This one time ingame I thought about the possibility of vandilizing or arson one of Verizon's facilities.
Does that count?

We will use...
all the resources...
of the Google...
to catch these thugs...

Yarhar needs to communicate through #vrelay.

Yarhar VS Reynard

FIGHT!

/me can't wait for Reynard to meet...

AUTOCAMP-2000 http://archive.gamespy.com/fargo/august03/autorpg/

Didn't some member of the cabinet a few years back try and have all the Greek statues (with nudity) censored in government buildings?
Could you imagine him or people like him logging onto MMOs? They'd have an instant aneurysm and the problem will be solved.

Granted, I suppose they could get around it by simply using the children of the agents, and Bush himself...

Ashcroft had some statues of Lady Justice covered up, but that's since been reversed. I love many things about reactionary conservatives, but their prudishness never ceases to confound me.