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Limericks...

Feb 29, 2008 toshiro link
From the creator of xckd comes a database similar to bash.org:

LimerickDB.

Check it out, there are some pretty good ones.
Feb 29, 2008 epadafunk link
if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}

i like that one for being completely different
Feb 29, 2008 toshiro link
From what? There are quite a few code limericks out there.
Feb 29, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
Different from what normal human beings are used to seeing, you ferrous cranus bastard?
Mar 01, 2008 Professor Chaos link
I've only read a few, but I love the one cut in half to look like haiku, and I really cracked up at this one:

"There once was a small juicy orange...
...fuck."

That would be about how much I'd be able to write.
Mar 02, 2008 toshiro link
I'll try to avoid offending the resident cannibalistic neo-luddites next time.
Mar 04, 2008 break19 link
There once was a man from Miyong
Who's last name it was pronounced Long
But the girls all report,
Infact it was short,
Regarding the length of his Wong.

:)
*edited for typo correction*