OH! I need those! My muffler/header is on too tight.

Don't forget your blinker fluid.

oh no! i knew I forgot something!
leebs where do I get this blinker fluid for a reasonable price? Im short on cash!

Hrm. It's rare, but I'm sure I could sell you some custom fluid. I'll send it in an unmarked jug to your address, just send the $500 up-front for the blinker fluid.

/me shudders to think...

those are some very attractive parts

I remember I had a car that the blinker fluid got old and faded, and the lights lost the color. To make matters worse, the belts got a bit loose, too, so the blinkers blinked really slowly and would sometimes stick on while the belt slipped and wouldn't flip the blinker toggles.

Scary thing is you could probably take motor oil, re bottle it as blinker fluid, and find people who'd really pour it in the plastic turn signal housing.

I've heard of people using WD-40 to stop a serpentine belt from squeeking, boy does that make a mess.

I'm surprised he does not sell johnson rods with knibling pins, too.

German is not such a good language for these kinds of jokes, since the names of parts are much, much more explicit. Another proof that germans are no-nonsense, joyless people ;)

I've heard of people using WD-40 to stop a serpentine belt from squeeking, boy does that make a mess.

Sweet merciful crap... what. the. fuck.

yep when i got my truck i had to take off every pully and scrub it with acitone to get the gummed up belt off.