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How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight.

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Dec 14, 2007 Lord~spidey link
Dec 14, 2007 Shadoen link
its offline -.-
Then i clicked a link and took me to an online web dating service -.-
Dec 14, 2007 LeberMac link
Depends on whether I have any weapons.
Do I have a flamethrower? A katana? As long as they're unarmed and I have a flamethrower & a katana I bet I could take 3 or 4 of them, easy.
Dec 14, 2007 Surbius link
It be like Lord of the Rings with you being a Cave Troll and the 5 year olds are Orcs.
Dec 14, 2007 Professor Chaos link
Why wait? Start dating now.

Ok.
Dec 14, 2007 mr bean link
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dammit, it doesnt work.
anyways, mine was 28 five year olds.
Dec 14, 2007 Dr. Lecter link
37 of the lil' biotches

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Dec 14, 2007 mr bean link
hah!, i doubt it lecter, youve gotta be a giant muscle dude with no morals to get that high, and i checked, the highest score is 39.
Dec 15, 2007 Hedgehogs4Me link
wahoo! A pathetic 18! Nice find by the way.
Dec 15, 2007 Lord~spidey link
hehe i got the same :)
Dec 15, 2007 Lord~spidey link
I am also 80% Geek and only 25% addicted to apple.
Dec 15, 2007 Surbius link
I can take down 20 in a fight. Plus I'm 53% geek.
Dec 15, 2007 Dr. Lecter link
Bean: I'm not going to fabricate some stupid how many 5 yr olds quiz results. Seeing as how I'm currently stuck in Lebanon, NH's airport for a few hours, I'll go back and see if I can reproduce my answers. But as an FYI, I'm a fairly large and in shape guy, and I think it's common knowledge that I have no morals.

[Edit]
My answers were as follows:
Athletic
Long reach
Excellent balance (still an active epee fencer)
Kick more than 3' (I'm flexible and not ashamed of it; my girlfriends love it)
Tall
21-35 yrs
A few years worth of martial arts experience
8+ fights (you brawl a lot at VMI, not to mention my high school days...)
Fighting swarms (of zerg) = yes
Trampled (at football game and barracks charges) = yes
Fight dirty = yes (duh)
To hell w/ morality = yes (2x duh)
Would (merrily) use 5 yr old child as a weapon = yes

This quiz, while sort of funny, does remind me of the random people who have recently been attacked by groups of middle-school age children on public transportation. Thinking about it, I'm damn serious that if it happened to me, I'd give no quarter to the rude little shits. [/edit]
Dec 15, 2007 Jubjub_Marwen link
Hey, I got 24. I'm guessing it's my black belt in Karate. Die, children!
Dec 15, 2007 Kierky link
29 rippas
Dec 16, 2007 LeberMac link
Oooh! Revision! I could take 26!

<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/104/82/fight5.v099kidb5u.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">26</a>
Dec 16, 2007 slime73 link
Over nine thousand.
Dec 16, 2007 Professor Chaos link
Under nine thousand.

25, to be exact.

I am 72% addicted to Apple. I love that it asks if you get a warm fuzzy feeling if you see someone using a Mac in a coffee shop. I answered yes to plan to upgrade to Leopard, even though my plan is that the next computer I buy will come with Leopard. I figure that counts.

My dead body is worth $4440. Good thing you guys don't know where I live.

I am 56% likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. I need to stock up and work out and buy that gun I've always meant to buy. Good thing I have a rock hammer, that can do some serious damage.

I passed the 8th grade science quiz with a 96%.
Dec 19, 2007 Cunjo link
30.

Not particularly athletic, but I have excellent reach and balance, and I'm over 6 feet tall.

and I've been in a lot of fights.

I also enjoy Kendo.
Dec 19, 2007 look... no hands link
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