1. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
3. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
5. "What the f*** do you mean, 'we're sinking?'" - Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
6. "It does SO f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
7. "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
8. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
9. "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima - 1945
10. "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963
11. "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
12."Damn, I didn't think they'd get this f***ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 2003

I thought you meant this oldie: http://www.funlol.com/funpages/historyoffword.html

also, fail for no Sun Tzu.

"F**k you" - Dick Cheney, Vice President, United States of America

"If your opponent is temperamental, f**k with his head." - sun tzu.

"F**K OFF!"-me to lord spidey oh-so-many times

is that important enough to get posted?

Is it the fu*king fact that it takes so f*cking long to load this fuc*ing page that
makes it so f**king funny? If fuck*ing so, the fuck*ng humour is fucki*g lost
on fuck*ng me.

P.S. It took me more than two hours to write this post.

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Since this off topic thread is off topic already, here's a funny article. You have to read into it a couple paragraphs to get the guy's name.

http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071116/APC0101/71116036/1003/APCnews