http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSKBgvHdoE

The guy sounds like James Earl Jones and looks like a young Steve Erkel... this just does not compute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

(I move away from the mic to breathe in)

What was that song called again?

There's a reason commercial recordings are around 3 minutes. The psychotic-clown ice-cream truck music wasn't helping either.

Of the song about masturbation I've heard, these were not my favorites.