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Is your child a demon spawn?

Apr 26, 2007 Impavid link
Apr 26, 2007 toshiro link
Heh, hah.

At first I thought this was written with a serious intent.
Apr 26, 2007 MSKanaka link
toshiro: It might have been written as a joke, but there are people out there who are stupid enough to a) take it seriously and b) actually attempt some of these things.
Apr 26, 2007 senna link
Which makes it all the more funny.
Apr 26, 2007 LeberMac link
Landover Baptist is a great source of humor.
Apr 26, 2007 toshiro link
This reminds me of that one Discworld novel, the one with the auditors.

"Do not read this sign!"

If you told those people who want to believe in things like this that everything on the internet is heathen talk from the underworld, maybe you'd solve the problem.
Apr 26, 2007 senna link
For a more scary, yet also non-spoof, see: http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/main/index.html

I still think this is just *really* elaborate, Andy Kaufman-esque flame... but they're living it 24/7 if it is.
Apr 27, 2007 toshiro link
Scary indeed.
Apr 27, 2007 Millenium Blackhawk link
Ack... Man, one our local morning radio shows has Margie on as a guest from the Westboro Baptist Church now and then. They do this so everyone can call up up and rag on her for picketing funerals. But, she never shuts up long enough for any listeners to get a word in edge wise. Margie is one disgusting person who is full of hate. On the radio show last week, somehow in her twisted up mind, she linked the VT tragedy to "fags."
Apr 27, 2007 LeberMac link
Gotta love the baptists.
(OMG! I just stereotyped baptists! I MUST attend sensitivity training!)
Apr 28, 2007 Impavid link
Here's another one, and I'm pretty sure these nutters are serious:

The best bit is the part about flood cloud related rickets...

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
Apr 30, 2007 toshiro link
I'm a crotchety old atheist, beware!
Apr 30, 2007 moldyman link
Impavid, it's a tough call... Some parts of it are so ludicrous, you'd think it was a joke. Unless you believe in it, of course.
May 06, 2007 Impavid link
Yeah, but spend some time going through the rest of their site, you'll notice they seem to take it completely seriously.
May 14, 2007 ShankTank link
LOL, the internet was created by the United States of America, A christian nation.

Also the lamb's head turns a full 360 degrees and makes scary noises if u mouse over him... O_o
May 16, 2007 Dr. Lecter link
PSA: JERRY FALWELL CURRENTLY IN HELL.