somebody get a bucket cause i think im gonna smurf!

thats what happens when you smurf around like that..

as far as Im concerned ya can smurf off :p

And then... she freakin' smurfed me!

No smurfin' way! Right there in the smurfin' parking lot!?

Smurf yeah!

i dont find the smurf analogy anywhere near amusing. not that it pisses me of or anything. i find it weak and out of context.

it's hard to believe that 25 hundred years from now we'll still talk about the smurfs. eg, in two years play i have yet to see one single reference to jesus (/mohammed/whatever), yet we keep hearing about smurfs.

dont get me wrong; i'm no believer or proponent of religions in vo but if i was to be gullible, i'd put my money on jesus and not the smurfs as a recognizable character in the 4434 timetable.

so, either you guys find something more credible to nickname/insult the itanis, or i start calling you guys the tampons and the snots.

this has been an official ooc message from upper case, and the letter i.

Serco= red and metallic. Neither tampons nor snots are quite on target.

Itani= blue, small, annoyingly happy, soft/squishy, crunchy and good with catsup...

Yup, smurfs is right on target. And I think it's because of that ancient video file that has been circulating the 'nets, back from Earth. Some funny clips never go outta style.

Yer just pissy because there's nothing better than 'toasters' in use for Serco right now. Don't get mad: get creative, ye whiney snot.

Now, if you'll excuse me, this Serco has some very old "Celebrity Jeopardy" files to watch.

P.S. I have taken the name of the Christian deity/son thereof in vain numerous times on 100. So, it happens.

snot was meant for uit. yellow slimy stuff.

Toasters? That's probably a compliment. I always thought the Serco were on par with a can opener. Not even an automatic one, at that.

Serco = Toasters
Itani = Smurfs
Union = Snots

You're comprehensive guide to derogatory nicknames!

Actually, given the bio-tech nature of the Sercs.... I think tampon works just fine! I mean, we're talking 4500's tampons here....

Metallic Xith applicator is all I think I need to say....

edit: And the problem with snot is that it is very rarely actually yellow. Healthy snot is clear, and when not healthy is often as green/brown as it is yellow. There's got to be something better for UIT.

UIT are sometimes green or brown... the ones that eat flares are *always* nicely browned. That Xi-rite alloy hull material seems to act like a sort of dutch oven.

And as for the green ones, until you've snacked on dried, wasabi-covered UIT heads while mining a nice set of Heliocene roids... well, you just haven't lived.

Ahh but to use that rationale, so then are Serco and Itani.... albiet with a bit of a red and blue tinge, respectively.

What about "Jar of Old Person Urine"? I guess it doesn't really roll off the tongue quite like one would want when hurling insults at a smoldering Behemoth.

Yeah, but then you also face the issue of fights going as far down as "Pee face"

That's relatively mature in the context of channel 100.

"Yellow". That says it all.