Even if you don't speak German, just watch this... Seriously.

Stacker Driver Klaus

Yes, that is awesome. My entire dorm had the whole "shocked yet laughing uncontrollably" reaction. :-)

in the same line of thought... self defense... explained:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM

Heh. The Self Defense reminded me of a Monty Python sketch. Remember what you have to do when someone comes at you with a banana?

Heh, I love "Forklift Driver Klaus". I've also seen an English dubbed version of it that actually ruins half of the joke, because the voice-over is being completely serious about the different safety procedures.

Goriest safety vid, evar. Awesome!