I really got goosebumps reading this.. (literally)

I'm a bit scared too.

Oh my...

Oh hell.
/me begins stocking up on kerosene and canned goods.

not another sign of the apocalypse

/me grabs shotgun and cements basement door shut

Uh-oh.

dont worry i wont kill anyone unless they turn into a zombie

Everything's turning up Microsoft!

In accordance to the Prophecy.

Submit now, and it will only hurt a lot. Or resist, we don't care.

Don't turn into lexicon. Please.

Be Afraid
Be VERY AFRAID

Now, wheres my nice padded jacket with straps up the back?

Run!

Yes, run, so us pillagers can take over once you're gone. *smirk*

you people are acting like this is a bad thing? why?