-Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
-You have used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
-You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
-At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
-There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
-You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
-You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
-You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
-You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
-You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
-Wookies are offended by your B.O.
-You have used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-You have used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
-You have used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
-You have had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

Dunno how people should react to this, but up in CA I find this hilarious!

Also you forgot "Your name is borb." Oh wait, Borb's not a jedi!

Don't diss the Boone's Farm.

If you've ever used mind control to get your cousin nekkid.

If you've ever used Thermal Detonators to go fishing, you might be a Redneck Stormtrooper.

- you actually *own* a star wards pinball machine?



http://homepage.mac.com/mouser/images/pinball/sw2.JPG
http://homepage.mac.com/mouser/images/pinball/sw3.JPG

You might be a redneck Jedi...

If you get into a custody battle over the R2 unit..