I plan to live just long enough to be the first human conciousness downloaded into a machine so I can live forever, safe from Manta Rays.

I suppose I'll have to watch out for computer viruses, then. Hm. Can't catch one of those and wipe out my memories of 1997 or something. That would suck.

You have memories of 1997?

/me hands LeverMac another tequila shot