"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' -- and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?"

Stuart Vasepuru - 2006 runner-up, Bulwer-Lytton literary parody prize

I do! Loquacious to a fault!