and Microsoft is a digital manifestation of pure evil, which does not really exist in the physical realm.

I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this post is too small to contain.

>_>

This isn't new news

In our own speical way, we ALL are a spawn of Satan. :) Just one big happy (or horribly pained and anguished?) family.

Someone has M$ envy...

*sighs* why.. why... OW! sorry.. *gets back to making more "The End Is Near" signs*

Nice take on Fermat's Last Theorem, Cunjo.

Miha:

Yay, that's two cookies.

*munch munch*

Cunjo, The Evil one is retiring from M$ in order to concentrate full-time on his evil foundation. Check it!

He's not 'retiring', he's just getting too lazy to run both M$ and Hell, so he's going to have other people run the former for him while he keeps leeching more money off it than any human has business making. This will free up more of his time for important tasks like wanking and plotting armageddon.

What exactly Bills wife said after their wedding night:

"Now I know why your company is named micro soft."