http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/05/01/BUGK7IHGOC1.DTL

If you don't have security software now, consider getting something.

OMG LOLZ, TEH NOES, NOT TEH PATCHED PROOF OF CONCEPTS!!!111!1!!1

Grow up whistler, this is about as worrysome as the bird flu.
(And in case you actually believe that birdflu crap, replace it with "global warming" and you'll be all set.)

Can I replace it with killer bees? I always get a laugh about that one.

No way man, killer bees are REAL! And they're migrating!
Why do you think the government mandates screens in all housing?
(Not that that would stop them...)

Of COURSE Africanized "killer" bees are real, but they've been here since the 1950's.

At least the real ones don't have mullets.