is love, sweet love
it's the only thing
that there's just too little of
What this game needs now
is love, sweet love,
no not just for some
but for everyone.

--bacharach

(also, it needs you to give me 50 million credits every time you see me)

I was gonna say it needs a troll deportation imperative, but I have my doubts they'd be able to get rid of you.

This is not directed at any particular person, nor does it particularly represent my feelings, nor does it make any sense to me (nor did the original cracker song except that it was reportedly a swipe at Harry Connick, Jr.), nor do I particularly like to overuse "particular", "nor" or commas. I was simply inspired by the thread title's similarity to a song title.

Sung to: “Teen Angst” by Cracker

Dm-G7-C-G-D
D-G7-C-G-D
I don't know what the game may need,
but I'm sure as hell that is starts with me.
And that's a wisdom,
I've laughed at.
I don't know what the game may want,
but another troll it surely don't.
You know can’t even bring myself to hail one.
Cause, what the game needs now
is new things to mention.
Cause the old ones just bore me to death.
Cause, what the game needs now
is another troll poster
like I need a hole in my head.
I don't know what the game may need,
but a heavy engine is a good start for me.
Think I'll fly to find a place,
to be surly.
I don't know what the game may want,
but some words of wisdom could comfort us.
Think I'll leave that up to someone wiser.
Cause, what the game needs now
are some true words of wisdom
like Blah blah blah blah blaah
Cause, what the game needs now
is another troll poster
like I need a hole in my head.
I don't know what the game may need,
and I never grasped your inanities.
I'd be happy just to avoid your attention.
And, I don't know what the game may want,
but your long,-dead body floating deep
in space could certainly raise my spirits.
Cause what the game needs now
is a new troll poster
so I can beat you with my Keds.
Cause what the game needs now
is another troll poster
like I need a hole in my head.

*hearty applause*

I'll tell ye what this game needs, midgets, arr, thats right. Midgets, and a midget throwing contest.

I agree with Seton-Ro. Cuz you know those midgets would be pirates. They're cool like that.

What ? You mean like the 'Time Bandits" ??

This song, also not directed to anyone in particular, should be sung to the tune of ode to joy.

Furry furry furry furry furry furry fur-furry!
Furry furry furry-fur-furry furry-fur-furry fur furryyy!
Furry furry furry furry furry fur-fur-furryyy!!!
Furry furry furry furry furry furry fuuurryyy!
Furry furfurry fur fur fur furry!

Repeat ad infinitum.

harsh, but fair

This image, naurally not directed at anyone in particular, should be considered demonstration of the futility of trolling:

If you're going to make an insulting picture, perhaps you might pay closer attention to spelling, too.

made it 3+ years ago when I was too drunk to care.

Ananzi: I, for one, enjoy your posts !!! What is all this crap about being a "troll?"

RattMan it's very simple.

These people hate our way of life.

They hate freedom.

They hate America.

Ah !! NOW I know.