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New FPS Game for Xmas!!!

Dec 16, 2005 LeberMac link
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43441

I'm getting it for MY kids...
Dec 16, 2005 jexkerome link
*changes his definition of "cruel and unusual punishment"*
Dec 16, 2005 Will Roberts link
LOL - I'd forgotten how funny some of their writers are...
Dec 16, 2005 Celkan link
Cruel and unusual punishment?

What are they gonna do, rate the game "B" for "Graphic images of box-stacking and use of box-cutters in a real life application"?
Dec 16, 2005 Suicidal Lemming link
Rated B for boring!
Dec 16, 2005 Forum Moderator link
This might be a good time to point out that The Onion is a satirical publication.
Dec 16, 2005 LeberMac link
Oh, well, yeah. I just assumed everyone KNEW that...
Dec 18, 2005 Celkan link
I knew that the Onion was all satire.

Just commenting on jex's comment :P
Dec 18, 2005 jexkerome link
Must really remember to put [sarcasm] tags next time; you people are SO dense...
Dec 18, 2005 toshiro link
Hmm... it took me half a minute to remember that the onion was a publisher of satire... then again, it's half past 6 a.m. in the morning.
Good find, LeberMac :)
Dec 19, 2005 Renegade xxRIPxx link
Dec 19, 2005 jexkerome link
[SARCASM] Damn it, I'm convinced. First thing I'm gonna do after leaving work is going to a church to re-take Catholicism as my religion if it's still not too late. [/SARCASM]

Note that what's written above between the SARCASM tags is not to be taken as a serious statement.

That said, that article pretty much presents the ID philosophy nicely: "if you can't explain it, it's not that you need to look further/understand more, it's GOD. End of Discussion". Bunch of idiots...

Pastafarian Forever!!

P.S. the first paragraph of this post is sarcasm.
Dec 19, 2005 Will Roberts link
Dec 20, 2005 LeberMac link
Nice to know that I'm upping the Onion's hitcounter...
Dec 20, 2005 sector0 link
Wow, that is all I can say.
Dec 20, 2005 Chikira link
If i get that chrsitmas morning Lebermac im gonna blame you >.> <.<