i think the game should have space fairies that come and steal your ship and replace it with a doppleganger while you arent looking.

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they should also have fairy glens in certain asteroid belts, and if you mine there, then weird things happen like your ship, almost as it enters station, starts thrusting in a spiral, and jettisoning 1 cargo every 0.5 seconds at random till you are empty.

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then of course their is the asteroid of the fairy kingdom, which has a very strange opening, and when you go down into it, you find yourself in an endless tunnel, though the asteroid itself was only 100m long.

Sounds like a rabbit hole... but fun! (Seriously...)
You'd just have to make it so that the effects are only temporary, and not permanent, otherwise you'd quickly have droves of people demanding the abolishing of the fairy-related content.

We also need magic mushrooms to equip our ships with.

Only if there's caterpillars smoking pot on them.

CHANGE PLACES!!!

and all ships should be equipped with wands so you can magically expel all enemies you don't want to deal with.

/expel "ananzi"

We already have a command to do that, but it's very well hidden. Here's the syntax:

/explode <name>

Will cause <name> to vanish from your screen, as if by magic.

yay noobs! listen to rogue, he knows what he's talking about.