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what is it about PHP?

Sep 06, 2005 who? me? link
All i ever hear is php this

or php that!

why does everyone hate it or love it? what about it makes it such a polarizing thing?
Sep 06, 2005 Suicidal Lemming link
Huzzah for recursive acronyms!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Php
Sep 06, 2005 Hoax link
What I don't like that isn't really PHP's fault is that Yahoo!'s implementation of it has like a 4 second startup delay. A client wanted some AJAX style stuff added to his store site (a dynamically generated autocomplete drop down thingy) and I ended up rewriting the backend from PHP to Perl. The functionality was the same and the PHP code was easier to write (more canned SQL functions) but that delay really killed the whole point of it.

Since then I've run the same PHP code elsewhere and it's perfectly snappy. I'm fairly sure that Yahoo! just happens to suck.
Sep 06, 2005 Tyrdium link
PHP really sounds like the name of a drug... Go off on a tirade to newbies about how horrible and addictive PHP is! 'tis quite fun.
Sep 06, 2005 Beolach link
Having formerly worked for Yahoo! WebHosting, I can confirm that, Hoax. Yahoo! does indeed suck. They're not the worst, though.

/me joins SL. Huzzah!
Sep 06, 2005 roguelazer link
PHP is just another language. It's extremely easy to write and interfaces well with the web. But give me Ruby any day. :P
Sep 06, 2005 Beolach link
Pfff. Ruby isn't a recursive acronym. ;-p
Sep 06, 2005 Suicidal Lemming link
Sep 07, 2005 toshiro link
Quote by Tyrdium:
PHP really sounds like the name of a drug... Go off on a tirade to newbies about how horrible and addictive PHP is! 'tis quite fun.
End quote.

You're thinking PCP, right? Nasty stuff, from what the wikipedia says about it.
Sep 08, 2005 skystrider link
PHP stands for Pot head pixies
Sep 08, 2005 mcduff link
Really all this time I thought it was Pot Head Punks.

And PCP is nasty stuff back when I was in school (7th? I think) a couple kids died from it.
Sep 08, 2005 moldyman link
Ok, ok lets set the story straight. PHP stands for Programmers High on Pot. Cuz half the time I have no idea what they're talking about. But seriously, after I learn binds, can someone teach me really basic stuff.My school doesn't teach it (%&*@^#(&*@#^&*(^$&^*(@$%@$^$@).

moldyman (Monk cursed not me =P)
Sep 11, 2005 roguelazer link
And our schools do? My school used to teach Visual Basic, but that was before I got here... Go read a tutorial! :P