Wow, I could have gone to UCLA after 7th grade! : Especially if you're 7 feet tall and play basketball!

Hey, it rhymes. Gimme a break...

Especially if you're 7 feet tall and play basketball! : Yao Ming

Yao Ming : McDonalds

Isn't that where he got a sponsorship? No, coke.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

McDonalds : Massacre of Glencoe

Dirty rotten evil Campbells...

Massacre of Glencoe : kilts and bagpipes

kilts and bagpipes : Instruments of War

Following the Jacobite Rebellion in 1746, the kilt & bagpipes were classified as instruments of war, and Scottish civilians were forbidden to use them.

Instruments of War : flutes

man, I want to start a war with my sister... because she plays flute.

flutes : nonexistant intonation

Wow, danielky. I think you beat me for Biggest Band Nerd on these forums...

nonexistant intonation : on the topic of Wacaday!-killing responses

Great job, guys. You killed it.

on the topic of Wacaday!-killing responses : onaabani-giizis

Yay for Wikitionary random page button!

onaabani-giizis : March

march:hare

hare : hair

hair : Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine

My favorite shampoo and conditioner duo.

... oh, shut up.

Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine : shampoo

shampoo : Suave for men

ha! suave for men! wtf!!

Suave for men : Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman.

Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman : Secret Condoms

http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1405

:)

Secret Condoms : safe sex

safe sex : abstinence :)