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Well thank you all. Its been great playing a developing game.
And im totally addicted. Blaster, Khral, Furball, charlie Manson, Siliconx, bob, jim, fred, bob, fred, jim, albert..Its been nice killing ya.
But there comes a time in an addiction when the person affected suffers. I've lost my job 'cos ive been caught playing during work hours. I've lost my girlfriend 'cos i dont see her anymore. I've lost my street cred 'cos i haven't left my room in months.
I cant buy a new keyboard for my laptop as ive lost my job.
And above all no one knows when the next DAM release is coming out!!! - Thanks devs for your support.
I have ordered my coffin.
White Magic.
Any chance in the next release you could impliement national health care and National benefits cos the blisters on my fingers hurt?
; D
And im totally addicted. Blaster, Khral, Furball, charlie Manson, Siliconx, bob, jim, fred, bob, fred, jim, albert..Its been nice killing ya.
But there comes a time in an addiction when the person affected suffers. I've lost my job 'cos ive been caught playing during work hours. I've lost my girlfriend 'cos i dont see her anymore. I've lost my street cred 'cos i haven't left my room in months.
I cant buy a new keyboard for my laptop as ive lost my job.
And above all no one knows when the next DAM release is coming out!!! - Thanks devs for your support.
I have ordered my coffin.
White Magic.
Any chance in the next release you could impliement national health care and National benefits cos the blisters on my fingers hurt?
; D
ahh well, never mind.... one less pain in the ass to worry about ;-)
'White Magic grabs Asphyxia in a choke hold.'
"Dev's if your listening, I have a hostage!!
One more false ETA for 3.2 and Asphyxia gets it...."
"Stay Back!! I'm warning you!! I just want to know when 3.2 will
be released. Thats all. Then everyone can get back to playing happy Bot families."
'White Magic Tightens the choke hold'
"Dev's if your listening, I have a hostage!!
One more false ETA for 3.2 and Asphyxia gets it...."
"Stay Back!! I'm warning you!! I just want to know when 3.2 will
be released. Thats all. Then everyone can get back to playing happy Bot families."
'White Magic Tightens the choke hold'
/me chokes *splutter!* *splutter!*...
No!! Dev's, dont do it!! He's bluffing!
/me thinks: besides, only I have the root passord for the router
**Whitey, put me down**... Or no more VD on our nice, high speed, lag free, leased line!
>:-{
I MEAN IT!!
No!! Dev's, dont do it!! He's bluffing!
/me thinks: besides, only I have the root passord for the router
**Whitey, put me down**... Or no more VD on our nice, high speed, lag free, leased line!
>:-{
I MEAN IT!!
*me busts in with his SWAT team, equiped with the most modern weaponry*
>:D
"WM, step AWAY from asphyxia and put your hands on yout head. Do it, do it now!"
>:D
"WM, step AWAY from asphyxia and put your hands on yout head. Do it, do it now!"
/me uses the beam canon and shoots silicon out of harms way , in the meantime bouncing the the beam of a miror and diverting to the clenching hand of WM, and therefore leting asphyxia lose.
After a short struggle he imprisons WM and sends him to a little nutcasedormatory. "speeking in hushed terms" ssshhhtt my little boy, just be quiet all will be alright, and yes there is a very fast anf naturally free internetconnection present
"me sees WM face shining with delight :D"
cheers
PS: sili, I don't like swat teams , they are so so violent :D :D
loooool
After a short struggle he imprisons WM and sends him to a little nutcasedormatory. "speeking in hushed terms" ssshhhtt my little boy, just be quiet all will be alright, and yes there is a very fast anf naturally free internetconnection present
"me sees WM face shining with delight :D"
cheers
PS: sili, I don't like swat teams , they are so so violent :D :D
loooool
/me is the poor b*****d who as to inform his parents...
"Maam, Sir, i am afraid to inform you that your son has had to have been detained in the Guild Mental Institute(tm) on the Vendetta Operations Ward. You wont be seeing him for some time now..."
"It's an unfortunate truth that he'll have to go under electric shock therapy. At ramdom times of the day, the patients on the ward will be shocked to find that some **** has turned the electricity off and they've all lost connectivity to vendetta. It is hoped that one day, a shock of this level will be enough to tip his mind into RealLife(tm) again."
....hmmmm....
on second thoughts, sod that, im off to play VD (now i can breath again!)
"Maam, Sir, i am afraid to inform you that your son has had to have been detained in the Guild Mental Institute(tm) on the Vendetta Operations Ward. You wont be seeing him for some time now..."
"It's an unfortunate truth that he'll have to go under electric shock therapy. At ramdom times of the day, the patients on the ward will be shocked to find that some **** has turned the electricity off and they've all lost connectivity to vendetta. It is hoped that one day, a shock of this level will be enough to tip his mind into RealLife(tm) again."
....hmmmm....
on second thoughts, sod that, im off to play VD (now i can breath again!)
White Magic pulls out a saw. Cuts the top end of his coffin off.
'cos he knows by the time he gets put in it. He would have lost his head.
Bing Bong " News Flash"
"Today thousands of protestors gavered outside the Guidesoft Corporation in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The huge building stands 150ft above sea level and has 46 floors. From the top of the building protestors could be seen into the horizon.
They are lead by a former addict of the game Vendetta. White Magic. This now powerfull man stand nearly 8ft in height, towering over all below him. He came to power and has convienced his followers to protest against the Guildsoft, several months after the hostage situation involving Asphyxia and two others.
No one knows why this protest is happening and both parties are being very secretive. All that is known is the White Magic shows signs of hurt within himself and his followers hold banners with the letters '3.2' written on them"
"we await a response from Guildsoft in relation to this Protest"
White Magic2 reporting from White Magic the Newsroom.
'cos he knows by the time he gets put in it. He would have lost his head.
Bing Bong " News Flash"
"Today thousands of protestors gavered outside the Guidesoft Corporation in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The huge building stands 150ft above sea level and has 46 floors. From the top of the building protestors could be seen into the horizon.
They are lead by a former addict of the game Vendetta. White Magic. This now powerfull man stand nearly 8ft in height, towering over all below him. He came to power and has convienced his followers to protest against the Guildsoft, several months after the hostage situation involving Asphyxia and two others.
No one knows why this protest is happening and both parties are being very secretive. All that is known is the White Magic shows signs of hurt within himself and his followers hold banners with the letters '3.2' written on them"
"we await a response from Guildsoft in relation to this Protest"
White Magic2 reporting from White Magic the Newsroom.
legal answer is:
no comments.
:D
cheers
no comments.
:D
cheers
Me takes out his computer and clicks a few buttons (give me a code button to use in here!)
(the computer)
Started up!
Quad beam cannon turrets 1-5000 online
Quad beam cannon turrets 5000-15000 online
Quad beam cannon turrets 15000-20000 online
Target acquired: "White Magic"
Quad beam cannons locked on...
Quad beam cannons fired...
All shots have hit there target!
(/the computer)
Suicidal lemming kicks at the pile of dust named "White Magic"
(the computer)
Started up!
Quad beam cannon turrets 1-5000 online
Quad beam cannon turrets 5000-15000 online
Quad beam cannon turrets 15000-20000 online
Target acquired: "White Magic"
Quad beam cannons locked on...
Quad beam cannons fired...
All shots have hit there target!
(/the computer)
Suicidal lemming kicks at the pile of dust named "White Magic"
/me shovels the pile of dust in a dustcan and transports it to the nearest superduplo-semi-professional-ultra-insideout-molecular-excelerator-in-supadupa-state-of-excellence hereby reintegrating the moleculair structure of WM.
PS: WM is now very angry, I hope you all know the word:
Take cover
/me takes cover for the mad scientist that he is
"hahahaha laughs like a mad scientist"
/feel the pressure feel the pain, aaaaarrggghhh go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes :D
cheers
PS: WM is now very angry, I hope you all know the word:
Take cover
/me takes cover for the mad scientist that he is
"hahahaha laughs like a mad scientist"
/feel the pressure feel the pain, aaaaarrggghhh go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes :D
cheers
Previously.
An old, very shaggy looking dog approaches a pile dust. He has been following his nose for quiet sometime. Through the back alleys and down the streets of Milwaukee. Gentley blowing in the breeze the pile of dust flows around like a tornado, centred on one spot.
The dog cautiously wonders up to the moving pile of dust and rubs his eyes with his left paw. Sitting back on his stall after taking it out of his backpack. He ponders for a moment. He has noticed something blowing around in the dust, something that resembles a scroll of very ancient years.
With presision, he lounges. His jaw extends into the blowing dust. Closing his eyes as his face enters the uncontrolable moving dust. He Snaps and pulls back.
After taking the item out of his mouth, he sits back down on his stall. Unfolding the burnt piece of paper that resembled a scroll of ancient years, he begins to read.
"Dear all, i am sorry for the trouble i have caused. I never meant in any way to take on the Guildsoft or drag other players into this.
But i must go now, and all i ask is that someone carries on from where i took off. You must find out when Version 3.2 is to be released. Guys your my only hope!! *Crackle!**Crackle!* Guys your my only hope!!."
Thank You
WM.
Conclusion.
The dog, places the paper on the floor. Crossing his front paws, he wonders what was meant of that message. : /
Then something happens... His eyes start bulging, his whiskers fall out.He stands having a huge urge to... He cocks one leg up and pee's all over the note. Which dissolves the moment the purple urine touches it. With relief he does up his zipper and walks into the sunset. 'I Must find Asphyxia, Silicon, Suicidal Lemming or RenegadeRIP. They must carry this on!'
An old, very shaggy looking dog approaches a pile dust. He has been following his nose for quiet sometime. Through the back alleys and down the streets of Milwaukee. Gentley blowing in the breeze the pile of dust flows around like a tornado, centred on one spot.
The dog cautiously wonders up to the moving pile of dust and rubs his eyes with his left paw. Sitting back on his stall after taking it out of his backpack. He ponders for a moment. He has noticed something blowing around in the dust, something that resembles a scroll of very ancient years.
With presision, he lounges. His jaw extends into the blowing dust. Closing his eyes as his face enters the uncontrolable moving dust. He Snaps and pulls back.
After taking the item out of his mouth, he sits back down on his stall. Unfolding the burnt piece of paper that resembled a scroll of ancient years, he begins to read.
"Dear all, i am sorry for the trouble i have caused. I never meant in any way to take on the Guildsoft or drag other players into this.
But i must go now, and all i ask is that someone carries on from where i took off. You must find out when Version 3.2 is to be released. Guys your my only hope!! *Crackle!**Crackle!* Guys your my only hope!!."
Thank You
WM.
Conclusion.
The dog, places the paper on the floor. Crossing his front paws, he wonders what was meant of that message. : /
Then something happens... His eyes start bulging, his whiskers fall out.He stands having a huge urge to... He cocks one leg up and pee's all over the note. Which dissolves the moment the purple urine touches it. With relief he does up his zipper and walks into the sunset. 'I Must find Asphyxia, Silicon, Suicidal Lemming or RenegadeRIP. They must carry this on!'
//hehe
I was first WM, I was first, now your complete message isn't worth anything anymore :D
cheers
I was first WM, I was first, now your complete message isn't worth anything anymore :D
cheers
lol, is that better
/me entered note: previously
: )
/me entered note: previously
: )
And...
COMIN SOON TO A 17" SCREEN NEAR YOU
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
White magic returns in:
The Quest For 3.2 - Part II
"This time he's pissed off!" - In 3D!
Starring:
Craigus Meridius as White Magic
Also Featuring:
Renegade ++RIP++ as Renegade ++RIP++
Suicidal Lemming as Suicidal Lemming
SiliconX as (funnily enough) SiliconX
With:
Asphyxia as "The geezer in the headlock".
And a special apperance by:
Pippin as the scruffy dog who can do far too much for a mutt.
A Guild Software Production - Filmed in OpenGL(tm) - Colour by nVidia / Ati
Certificate (18)
COMIN SOON TO A 17" SCREEN NEAR YOU
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
White magic returns in:
The Quest For 3.2 - Part II
"This time he's pissed off!" - In 3D!
Starring:
Craigus Meridius as White Magic
Also Featuring:
Renegade ++RIP++ as Renegade ++RIP++
Suicidal Lemming as Suicidal Lemming
SiliconX as (funnily enough) SiliconX
With:
Asphyxia as "The geezer in the headlock".
And a special apperance by:
Pippin as the scruffy dog who can do far too much for a mutt.
A Guild Software Production - Filmed in OpenGL(tm) - Colour by nVidia / Ati
Certificate (18)
ooooooohh me wants that
me likes that
look everyone, my name is in the headlights :D "/me proud"
"lol"
I only hope the film comes out before 3.2 comes out :D
cheers
me likes that
look everyone, my name is in the headlights :D "/me proud"
"lol"
I only hope the film comes out before 3.2 comes out :D
cheers
You forgot the extra credits:
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Best boy: Octree warning: point nan,nan,nan
Lighting: Killed by non-existant player node 0
Recorded with m_waiting=2 technology
Filmed live in sector 0, it's THE QUEST FOR 3.2- PART II!
----------------------------------------------
Best boy: Octree warning: point nan,nan,nan
Lighting: Killed by non-existant player node 0
Recorded with m_waiting=2 technology
Filmed live in sector 0, it's THE QUEST FOR 3.2- PART II!
Renegade, the average production time for a film varies betwen 2 to 5 years.
We have PLENTY of time to get it out before 3.2! ;-P
Even with scene detail at the highest setting....
We have PLENTY of time to get it out before 3.2! ;-P
Even with scene detail at the highest setting....
We would of course have to charge the Dev's for the privilage of watching this. ;- )
But i'm sure it will be free for everyone else!!! This page from now on will be used for our own discussion list!!
Rumour has it ,that we are currently working on ideas for its sequel which will include 'THE QUEST OF A CAPITAL SHIP'
Thank you for all your support.
Requests for bad guys will be appreitated.
But i'm sure it will be free for everyone else!!! This page from now on will be used for our own discussion list!!
Rumour has it ,that we are currently working on ideas for its sequel which will include 'THE QUEST OF A CAPITAL SHIP'
Thank you for all your support.
Requests for bad guys will be appreitated.
and don't forget the prequel
HOW WE ROSE TO BEGIN IMAGINING US AS THE SAVIOURS OF THE ENTIRE UPDATEHUNT
in short : H.W.R.T.B.I.U.A.T.S.O.T.E.U.
but I think evrybody prefers the long one :D
cheers
HOW WE ROSE TO BEGIN IMAGINING US AS THE SAVIOURS OF THE ENTIRE UPDATEHUNT
in short : H.W.R.T.B.I.U.A.T.S.O.T.E.U.
but I think evrybody prefers the long one :D
cheers