Haiku

Hungry masses plead
for nourishments from the gods.
Exodus begins.

In off-topic belongs, this does.

Haiku

Fifty to Forty
the number dwindles each week.
On topic this is.

If your bored, why not go to a spelling class seen as though you can't spell 'Boredom' correctly :D

Yeah, this is definitely on-topic

>If your bored, why not go to a spelling class seen as though you can't spell 'Boredom' correctly :D

For one so self-righteous, your failure to use the correct form of "you're" stands out like a sore thumb.

[moved to off-topic]

Haiku

The temple priest speaks
stiffles cries of the hungry.
Exodus begins.

Limerick!

It is often said of Haiku
That the form is so simple and true
yet there's more to the storm
than the clouds of the form
and by losing that you get lost, too.

The poor man who would seek to contrive
just to make his verse five-seven-five
had best vacate the joint
as he's missing the point
if at greater endeavors he'd strive.

The fruit of pure bliss
Fuzzy and pleasing to taste
Kiwi it is called

Haiku

Falling flakes of snow
winter upon the temple.
Contented monks sleep.

Beer Haiku

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Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer

Haiku

Poetry, an art
My Haiku, simply untamed
Too many syllables

Haiku

Sharks who can speak, tongues
Sharper than teeth, fish jumping
Out of the water.

Haiku

Subtle turn of stroke,
cold bud into spring blossom,
only the keen sees.

the king of Bruni was reall' mad
'cause money's what he diddnt have
he tried to get more
bt it made him reall' sore
so he went and got some from his dad

i once lived on capitol hill
it really was quite a bid thrill
the bills that i made
were debated away
what we got done you could call nil'

big bad billy had a button on his tum'
big bad billy said im gonna have some fun
big bad billy gave a pull and then a shout
big bad billy pulled his belly button out

Haiku!

Spin the snowy wheel;
Touch the little white buttons.
iPod: I love thee.

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Also, I didn't write this, but it's very very fantastic (it was in the newspaper the other day):

Decent smelling boy,
you make lectures bearable;
I should sit here more

Yay! Haha I love that haiku.

dead and rotting skunk
lies stinking on the highway
a warm summer's day

an itching flee here
how my addiction craves it
i'll fail my homework.

this is very fun
i am writing a haiku
wow check it out mom

homework who needs it
its not like i learned from it
major waste of time

are we there yet? no
are we there yet? I said no
the longest journey