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Space Nurse 3001, Now Open for Business
I have decided to start a new business. For those of you not familiar with this login name, I'm Angus Drummond ingame. Anywho, some info:
Space Nurse was born as Space Nurse 2000 while ganking [BL] with [VPR]. Seeing as [VPR] had plenty of guns, Space Nurse 2000 decided to be a repair ship instead, and spent hours chasing after [VPR]'s many pilots, healing them after they bumped into asteroids and got various other boo-boos. Space Nurse was eventually killed and was reborn as Space Nurse 3000, who proceeded to help [VPR] some more. Then, struck with inspiration, Space Nurse changed her name to Space Nurse 3001 and went into business for herself.
Terms of Service:
Space Nurse provides a variety of services.
Repairs - Space Nurse mainly performs repairs in and around Sedina B-8. For Itani and UIT pilots, repairs are free. For Serco and members of [BL], repairs cost a flat fee of 5000 credits. Space Nurse will NOT perform this repair for players engaged in combat.
Spongebaths - Spongebaths are a flat fee of 15000 credits for all players.
In-battle Repairs - Space Nurse will heal a player while they fight. The charge is 25000 for Itani and UIT pilots, and 50000 for Serco and [BL] pilots.
Hugs - Space Nurse gives hugs for free to everyone on request, given they aren't grungey or pervy.
Minesweeper - Space Nurse will use her utility ion blaster to go prowling for mines. This service is free to Itani and UIT pilots, and a 5000 credit charge to Serco and [BL] pilots.
Blacklist
Sadly, Space Nurse 3001 is not all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Many Trigger-Happy Taylors want to harm and violate Space Nurse, and as such she has a blacklist. Being on the blacklist means quite simply that Space Nurse will not do anything for you. The violations and punishments are as follows:
Shooting at Space Nurse: Warning
Shooting Space Nurse: One (1) week on the blacklist
Killing Space Nurse: Permanently on the blacklist
Intentionally Ramming Space Nurse: No penalty unless excessive
Exploding At Space Nurse: One (1) week on the blacklist.
Anything that harms Space Nurse that she deems to be accidental does not put pilots on the blacklist.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Space Nurse only uses red Atlases and Centaurs. Any other ship type is NOT Space Nurse, but Angus Drummond, unless otherwise noted. Angus Drummond has no blacklist and offers no services, and is a member of [IA] who is fair game.
Space Nurse will primarily work in Sedina B-8, although if she is sighted in any other sector she is still on duty. If you are damaged, you can PM Space Nurse for help, and if she is in the vicinity, she will assist for a modest fee.
If anyone would like to work for Space Nurse, they should PM her and talk.
Space Nurse was born as Space Nurse 2000 while ganking [BL] with [VPR]. Seeing as [VPR] had plenty of guns, Space Nurse 2000 decided to be a repair ship instead, and spent hours chasing after [VPR]'s many pilots, healing them after they bumped into asteroids and got various other boo-boos. Space Nurse was eventually killed and was reborn as Space Nurse 3000, who proceeded to help [VPR] some more. Then, struck with inspiration, Space Nurse changed her name to Space Nurse 3001 and went into business for herself.
Terms of Service:
Space Nurse provides a variety of services.
Repairs - Space Nurse mainly performs repairs in and around Sedina B-8. For Itani and UIT pilots, repairs are free. For Serco and members of [BL], repairs cost a flat fee of 5000 credits. Space Nurse will NOT perform this repair for players engaged in combat.
Spongebaths - Spongebaths are a flat fee of 15000 credits for all players.
In-battle Repairs - Space Nurse will heal a player while they fight. The charge is 25000 for Itani and UIT pilots, and 50000 for Serco and [BL] pilots.
Hugs - Space Nurse gives hugs for free to everyone on request, given they aren't grungey or pervy.
Minesweeper - Space Nurse will use her utility ion blaster to go prowling for mines. This service is free to Itani and UIT pilots, and a 5000 credit charge to Serco and [BL] pilots.
Blacklist
Sadly, Space Nurse 3001 is not all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Many Trigger-Happy Taylors want to harm and violate Space Nurse, and as such she has a blacklist. Being on the blacklist means quite simply that Space Nurse will not do anything for you. The violations and punishments are as follows:
Shooting at Space Nurse: Warning
Shooting Space Nurse: One (1) week on the blacklist
Killing Space Nurse: Permanently on the blacklist
Intentionally Ramming Space Nurse: No penalty unless excessive
Exploding At Space Nurse: One (1) week on the blacklist.
Anything that harms Space Nurse that she deems to be accidental does not put pilots on the blacklist.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Space Nurse only uses red Atlases and Centaurs. Any other ship type is NOT Space Nurse, but Angus Drummond, unless otherwise noted. Angus Drummond has no blacklist and offers no services, and is a member of [IA] who is fair game.
Space Nurse will primarily work in Sedina B-8, although if she is sighted in any other sector she is still on duty. If you are damaged, you can PM Space Nurse for help, and if she is in the vicinity, she will assist for a modest fee.
If anyone would like to work for Space Nurse, they should PM her and talk.
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if course, due to obvious choosing of sides, I'm sorry to say I can't be shooting at the Space Nurse. :-P
nice idea ;)
[EDIT: Hehe. Possibly risque remark deleted. Sorry couldn't resist the first time around.]
Great idea Angus.
Update: Space Nurse 3001 is now a completely separate character alt, UIT so she can go anywhere. Soon Angus will no longer be Space Nurse. However, for the time being Space Nurse is busy leveling, and Angus is the standing Space Nurse 3001 until further notice. Another nurse, Space Nurse 3002, is being operated by another player. All the terms of service that apply to Space Nurse 3001 apply to Space Nurse 3002. They share a blacklist, doing anything to one affects both (or all, if we get a 3003, 3004, and so on.)
"Intentionally Ramming Space Nurse" what if we take you out to dinner first?
Angus Drummond as Space Nurse... spongebaths and hugs ...*evoli tries to reconcile her impressions of Angus... *fizzfizz a serconian neural implant overheats
I got you beat, I'm free, donations welcome, all are welcome as long as I have nanites in my hold. =P But I don't blame you for trying to make a profit off of it, it's a thankless job and your griefed more then you heal. =) Keep up the good work, we need more people like you online!!!!!