Best short story/parable/whatever explaining the existance of Serco vegetarians (or vegans) and their place in Serco society wins! :P

the vegans are around because of the natrosities serco researchers commited when testing kitten feet as ship fuel and also when bbq kitten became popular.

what did i win? :)

what's up with the kitten feet? It makes the Serco sound like we also eat our own young.

We may be uncaring homicidal cyborgs, but damn do we like to cook, and we're good at it, too! We don't eat other Serco for two reasons.

-It would deplete our military resources
-Hydraulic fluid tastes icky.