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Galaxy Guideline Framework of four four four nine for piracy. (AKA GGFOFFFNFP)
Galaxy Guideline Framework of four four four nine for piracy. (AKA GGFOFFFNFP)
Yarrrrrrrr. It has come to my attention the piracy has begun to dominate every sector of every system of the known and unknown galaxy. Good good. I propose a set of, shall we say guidelines, to help the non pirates better interact with those of us in the true profession.
To better help the community, any person or entity replying to this thread will be considered a pirate(ie, the true profession) for ever. If you are not a member of the true profession, please do not reply. Replying will mean that the galaxy will treat you as a pirate until a majority of the members of the steering committee the True Profession Guild deem you otherwise. This is your only warning. Hic sunt dracones.
We are convening to make a set of guidelines consisting of at least one guideline to a maximize of around googleplex guidelines. This is a group project. You are not being graded.
The first guideline has the same importance as the last guideline. There is no law that says a guideline must not counteract another guideline. That said, since we will be quoting these guidelines to traders and other non true professionals, try to make the guidelines make some sense. Bonus points will be given to guidelines that make sense while drunk.
Also: yarr.
I will start with a few suggestions:
1. No more than 60 R’s in a yarrrrrrrr.
2. No collecting payments for safety in the unknown system
3. No collecting payments for safety where the member of the true profession is hate or kill on sight.
4. Honor all contracts.
5. Honor contracts to other members of the true profession before honoring contracts to others.
6. Oars before Whores
7. Whores before Oars
8, Boatopia is a nice place
9. Calvinball is the official sport of the True Profession
10. 2
11. Salt makes 100 flow.
12. Capt'N Blood is the pirate king. He can not abdicate.
Yarrrrrrrr. It has come to my attention the piracy has begun to dominate every sector of every system of the known and unknown galaxy. Good good. I propose a set of, shall we say guidelines, to help the non pirates better interact with those of us in the true profession.
To better help the community, any person or entity replying to this thread will be considered a pirate(ie, the true profession) for ever. If you are not a member of the true profession, please do not reply. Replying will mean that the galaxy will treat you as a pirate until a majority of the members of the steering committee the True Profession Guild deem you otherwise. This is your only warning. Hic sunt dracones.
We are convening to make a set of guidelines consisting of at least one guideline to a maximize of around googleplex guidelines. This is a group project. You are not being graded.
The first guideline has the same importance as the last guideline. There is no law that says a guideline must not counteract another guideline. That said, since we will be quoting these guidelines to traders and other non true professionals, try to make the guidelines make some sense. Bonus points will be given to guidelines that make sense while drunk.
Also: yarr.
I will start with a few suggestions:
1. No more than 60 R’s in a yarrrrrrrr.
2. No collecting payments for safety in the unknown system
3. No collecting payments for safety where the member of the true profession is hate or kill on sight.
4. Honor all contracts.
5. Honor contracts to other members of the true profession before honoring contracts to others.
6. Oars before Whores
7. Whores before Oars
8, Boatopia is a nice place
9. Calvinball is the official sport of the True Profession
10. 2
11. Salt makes 100 flow.
12. Capt'N Blood is the pirate king. He can not abdicate.
I am so pleased that your actual name is GGFOFFFNFP. Did your mum give ya that name? Yarrrrrrrrrrr!
13. GGFOFFFNFP's Mum gave them the name GGFOFFFNFP.