I, Knauf, have thrown my cute hat into the ring for El Presidente of Edras.

For far too long Serco, Itani, UIT, and Tunguska political operatives have controlled the political narrative of this great system. I intend to change the narrative.

We people of Edras should not have to live with constant Serco warvoys traveling through and polluting our wilderness with their leaky inefficient ships. We should not have to live with the constant hum of Itani monks. The hum penetrates our every thought and we are not able to sleep or even work without hearing it. This is thought pollution, and it is a crime against every living being in Edras. Many corporations of the Union of Independent Territories have been caught dumping their trash and industrial waste in our system. In fact, this waste resulted in a exponential growth of the Milanar hive in grey space a generation ago. And don't get me started on Tunguska. Tunguska's overmining has depleted our natural resources. Future generations are going to suffer due to corporate greed.

If elected I promise to help lead a free Edras to new heights. Together we will work for the future of Edras. We will force the major nations to stop polluting our system with physical and telepathic waste. We will force Tunguka to see reason when it comes to resource depletion. We will make sure non residents pay the tolls to travel our space roads! And I will personally make sure every citizen of Edras receives a 3 legged rainbow pony!

As you all know election week takes place December 25th to January 1 of the old Sol I calendar. The Edras El Presidente term is for one galactic year. The term begins and ends on January 3rd of the old Sol I calendar. To eliminate corruption, the position of El Presidente of Edras is unpaid. El Presidente of Edras serves the citizens of Edras.

Let me, Knauf, serve you. Together we will do great things! For the Future! For our children! For Edras!

Vote Knauf!

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Is there any opposition?

Do we have a choice?

Are you going to kill us anyways?

Who is the advisor?

Is there pie?

keeps an eye on Edras... can't have Boatania pt. II...

I say if there is pie I will provide my influences of 4CHN to help better the local economy.

Give pie and you have my vote.

Knauf is the greatest miner, and would connect better with the residents of Edras than most. good luck on the campaign, Knauf!

Is it going to be an extremely militaristic rule?

Capt'N Blood was readin' dis post while eatin' bractus noodles and cruisin' in edras with is leaky pierat cormaud ship.
Once he finished him meal and him readin', he burped, scratched him butt, then tossed the noodles box through the hatch into space.
Time to reload more uranium depleted ammo in da flare launcherz and look fer some minerz, he thought.

Derest Knaff,

While you are making the greatest pleasure votance of Edras peoples, please be aware that the greatist of Edrasis is located on sacred EDIT spaces. EDIT is curently away on vacationing in Nigeria making great buisiness propisitions and links with local leaders to benefits of both parites. While we ares away, you have official votance clearance from EDIT prinses to run our teritory in leiu of us while we ares away, Edras needs strongtest of presidentes both for business and pleasurable activites for the future.

God Bless,
Marmot Rambler
Emperor, Dajamach and Greatest Business Man of all time and Eternity

I'm only going to vote for you if you can commit to finishing the station in J-3. There are too few places for a thirsty pirate to drop in for a drink whilst repairing his beaten ship. It's tiring work hauling all that spilled TGFT SSS to a station to sell.

Whelp you've got EDIT's support. Guess thats a wrap. PRESIDENT KNAUF

My first campaign video spot is live!

Vote Knauf! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5f088mH8FE

So... where do I vote?

As you are the only candidate and (self-proclaimed) "cute," you have my vote.

Umm... remind me in December then.

It's going to be a long campaign. So far I am the only candidate but this is an important office in Edras, so I expect more will throw their hats into the ring. I will knock on your door in December to remind you. Thanks for the reply!

Vote Knauf!

#KnaufForPresident4448

Nice bullshit ad. Sounds like ye wanna make an ecologist/socialist edras! BORING!!!
-Ye don't want serco ship in Edras: that's an easy one: Tell the itani to surrender!
-Ye dont want corporate warfare: Deplete all station from resources to stop convoys, maintain all roids up to 1000K, Burn the conq station in Pelatus and Bractus.
-Educate people: Distribute free corvus holodisks!

Anyway, i'd rather vote fer Chumboat fer more fun brought to Edras!

"chumb oat"

hahaha!

Knauf has my support

I vote for Knauf!!

Wow vo sheeps are gettin' in line fer da slaughter.