((( Visit McMuf's Burger Bar in the Sector 5 Outpost! )))

Menu
** Item - Description - Price **
Mufburger - cheese, burger, buns - 12c
McMuf Special - cheese, burger, buns, lettuce, tomato, pickles - 15c
Big McMuf - Double patty McMuf Special - 17c
All Soda - Sercorade, Itani Cola, most common brands, etc. - 3c
McMuf Fries - golden fries, cooked to artery-clogging perfection - 4c Small, 6c Medium, 8c Soopah Size
Bacon - addon - 2c
Extra Cheese - 2c
Extra Pickle - 1c
Pyro's Cookies - 3c per 6 cookie bag (Added from request)
Outrider's Special - 4 slabs of meat!!! - 10c (Added from request)
More coming soon!

Proceeds go to contests 'n such.

eeeh! Verd's place is mucho nicer. Cozier.
.. I especially like teh bartender of teh place. Verdy verdy! Wee!

What... no double meat McMuf bacon cheeseburger with 3 different kinds of cheese, Bar-B-Q sauce, and curly fries? How rude.

That, and McMuf's doesn't carry Pyro's Cookies... :P

Hey, there's nothing wrong with competition. This is a capitalist system after all...
Now why can't I get my brothel started up...

>This is a capitalist system after all...

That's why the new 'ICOJ' have just been created. You can use it to 'sue' someone, try it; it's fun.

"Visit McMuf's Burger Bar in the Sector 5 Outpost!"

hmmmm NO!
1. Its dumb :P
2. Its just copying Verd's idea
3. Its copying "McDonalds"! >:]
and 4. I would rather pay Verd then you :)

blech, I can get fast food in RL for less

**PRESS RELEASE**

In response to consumer feedback, McMuf's is announcing an excellent addition to our tasty lineup of high-quality food: MufSalads! MufSalads are a great choice for anyone wanting to eat healthy on the run.

The salads cost 10c.

Stop by McMuf's today! In the sector 5 station.

And, the for the Burger-Mo-Bus in your sector!

High-quality? McMuf's? Suuuuuure... Hey, is there any actualy green in the salad, or is it all brown? :P

Brown cause he burns even the salads which don't get cooked. Not to mention they've got shit as an ingredient.

I saw something about brains being in it.....

I hear a VPAI officer got one with gum in it. o.O

The problem with Space Cows is that it's hard to tell if they are "mad" or not.

Hey...some of us can't afford Verd's. A little mad space cow is ok for the right price. Shoot it takes like 10 years for the disease to show, I can't imagine I'll still be flying around these parts in a decade.

Besides it will prolly be a good place to meet low-lifes.

Ow my, I hear a court in the making.. come don't resist it! ;)

"The problem with Space Cows is that it's hard to tell if they are "mad" or not."

No it's not... They'll start attacking you when they're pissed... :P

No no, it's hard to find a space cow that isn't mad.

what if the meat at McMuf's is tainted?

Whada ya mean IF? It IS tainted, I saw Mcmuf not usin' any gloves nor washing his hands!!!