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Ballad of the Arizona Ranger

Jul 27, 2018 HighTechRedneck link
To the town of Agua Sedina rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his ship,
Big iron on his ship
It was early in the morning when he flew into the town
He came flying from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his ship,
Big iron on his ship"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his blaster numbered one and nineteen more,
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizonia ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter that he was after Texas Red,
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry, men who tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip,
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his ship,
Big iron on his ship
Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they flew out in the street
Folks were watchin' from their windows,
Every body held their breath,
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death,
About to meet his death
There was twenty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Ranger still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather when a neutron fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his ship,
Big iron on his ship
It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his ship,
Big iron on his ship
Big iron, big iron,
Oh he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his ship,
Big iron on his ship...
Jul 27, 2018 HighTechRedneck link
For those of you whom be uncultured,this is my adaption of Big iron by marty robbins.
Jul 27, 2018 scared star link
Alrighty, ill add you to my johhnny knoxville target list
Jul 28, 2018 HighTechRedneck link
Awww you have an entire KoS list just for me?

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