The lights turned milky white in the broken down command room as the slightly smelly captain, iron lord knocks over several empty bottoms of volatile chemicals he had been drinking the other night, throwing a pickle flavoured shoe at his second in command iron lord awakens his pitiful goliath class capital ship "Invictus Mortis"

Iron Lord: the sheet clangs are we

Second in command: space

Iron Lord: well the sheet IN space are we ya grub

Second command: greyspace sir!

Giving up iron lord looks out the window to realize they are under attack by several seriously salty vessels! Turning on the main comms he raises the vessel

Iron Lord: hola amigo

Unknown salty vessels: *silence*

Iron Lord opens up a broadside of capital class swarm missiles destroying a vessel confirmed to be Wash`s

Iron Lord: good fight! The way you tactically tried retreatin as-

Wash: **** you

Iron Lord: I love you too

From that moment on SWA and iron lord became the best of friends and had sitcom adventures in greyspace

<3

My favorite shenanigan so far is spending way more time than I'm proud of chasing your Goli and getting you to shoot sacred star and tank your TPG standing to hate. Taking i8, killing your Goli, and seeing EMS wander into a field of scrap metal that used to be i8 was just a bonus.

HAHA jokes on you, I like dying

i kek'd

Jokes on you I too kekd

Hahahahahahaha nice