Apparently they've had a life for the past 2 weeks.

TLDR =

Blaqk: "Waahh you!"
Wash: "Waahh no you!"
Blaqk & Wash: "Words of affirmation are our love language and our needs are going unmet!"
Whistler: *facepalms* "Please behave."
Everyone else: "Who cares?"

THE END

People care enough to keep telling them to get a life.