BOAT declares war against anyone with the following characters in their name "!", "$", "S", "O", "I" and anyone named after a Star Trek character. Thanks to lobbying by "Original Trilogy Lives Matter" organisation KOS status has now been extended to any ship named after or in reference to, any Star Wars movie, game or novel that was released after the original trilogy.

Thank you for your time

That is all.

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High Priest of Chumboat, Prime Minister of the democratic absolute monarchy of Boatania and Lord of all beasts and fish in space, the noble Lord Elijah o'Lorkan

And anyone with mustache that doesn't also have a thick and bountiful beard.

aww damnit

spooky

Barktooth is now double KOS with BOAT! (The second I remember who he is and what he does.)

Are the lowercase variants of the enumerated characters also included in this war declaration, or are you only concerned with the capital threats?

poor GreyShop/SWAPMEET/ITAN Shop

;)

@Pizzagood my declaration of war is not case sensitive.

after discussing this with the "Committee For discussion of the Lesser Races™" and a local Boatanian non-profit called "Save a dog, kill the homeless" I've decided under much pressure to rescind KOS status for ethnic dogs and current Boatanian citizens. I apologize now for my haste in legislation, also I apologize for those Boatanian citizens who have been unfairly detained or mistreated for simply having an incorrect name.

Now is not the time to criticize the monarch or government of Boatania, we have been planning on making your life tolerable for some time, but right now we cannot give you an exact timeline as we have other plans in the works and there is much involved in running such a fine and functional government. And sometimes things just happen.