Hello fellow VO addicts. In celebration of SWAmass, SWA will be your not so secret SWAnta this year. So each day until the end of year Knauf will give one random piece of cargo (or credits) to a player who has made her naughty list. A different recipient each day.

Also, one suggested player each day in this thread will get an item. So suggest why a player should be on the naughty list. You can not nominate yourself. Lets hear some great VO stories.

Merry SWAmass everyone!

Merry SWAmas Knauf! Well, My suggestion is that you yourself be a recipient of such a prize. failing that, I voluntell the quiet and mysterious VeXeD - for the benign reason of he just pokes in and is always cheerful and helpful.

Day 1 of SWAmass:

Rolflor has been very naughty. So naughty, that whistler would fill this post with [edits] to make it family friendly again. Tisk tisk Rolflor. My gift to you: 4 avalons(delivered). Find me online, and receive your SWAmass gift.

VeXeD is sweetheart, the opposite of naughty. Since he was the only suggest player, I gift to him a Xang Xi Self-Propelled Concussion Launcher(delivered).

Merry SWAmass everyone!

I suggest the following be placed on the naughty list:

TheRedSpy
Westacular
Haase
Fleet Consumer
Mistena
A-Dawg
BigNasty
JakP
Boda Shandis
Wash
niki
Sideburns
Bojan
Neon Black
Blaqk
684758262951
YT-1300
Footballprophet
Savet

Blaqk was particularly naughty, but since he is no longer with us, I can't give him a gift. :( (unless fullblownchaos, his brother, logs in)

Jesus knauf, you as well as everybody else knows that fullblownchaos and blaqk are one and same person.

Of course by all the ones I listed I am including their alts.

I think i have been naughty enough to the noobs. what do i get? :D

Didn't you you once deshield and shoot my Goliath while we hunting together xDraernRx?

i do not remember but ill just say yes.

SWAmass Day 2:

Antibody was quite naughty this year (as It is every year). I totally approve. So I gift Antibody 2 CWMs(delivered).

Off of Wally's suggestions I choose Mistena who I gift a wonderful FCP.

Merry SWAmass everyone!

I vote Greenwall and XDraenoRx both of these two have shot me in back while hunting with them.

Thanks for the avs Knauf!
I hope you have Merry SWAmass!

I nominate Iron Lord

SWAmass day 3:

I was going down my long list of naughtiness (I mean in game called Vendetta online, there is going to be a long list) and I noticed that Crimson Diabla was quite naughty. So to you Crimson, I gift 50 guardian processor cores. (delivered)

And Iron Lord, who could forget Iron Lord this year. You are many lists of many players this year. I gift to you 4 capital rails(delivered).

Merry SWAmass everyone!

(Also a note, all recipients have to pick up their gift directly from me. No middle persons, unless you have an alt we both know).

SWAmass day 4:

Lodo. OMG Lodo. You were very naughty. You went from being a peace loving medic to a Serco Nationalist. That is so naughty. May corvus have mercy on your soul (SOL?). I gift to you 2 hive posis

xDraeno. For crimes against Ethiopia, I gift to you 100 SSS. Keep up the good work.

Merry SWAmass everyone!

Lol
I'll take it

SWAmass day 5:

You know who was the most evil naughty trickster this year? That would be Capt'N Blood. Capt'N, i gift to you a shiny slighty used FFSA

And Greenwall. Oh greenwall. What can be said about Greenwall. He once (censored) a (censored) in (censored) last (censored). So to you, I gift 20 lenbs.(delivered)

Merry SWAmass everyone!

In other SWAmass news, I have been dropping millions of credits worth of weapons in the WH sectors of Latos.

SWAmass day 6:

Today we honor H.Hornblower and OSS's campaign against their enemies. I hear tell of a 5 hour battle for a conq station in grey space. That takes some serious dedication. And for reasons unknown to even me, is completely naughty. My gift to H.Hornblower is 5 capital swarm launchers.

And then there is Westacular. The man. The legend. Songs have been written about west. Stories told by grandparents to their grand kids. Laws rewritten due to his actions in the galaxy. I gift to west: 20 lenbs.

Merry SWAmass everyone!

SWAmass day 7:

Dirty 'ore went from being a hard core Serco nationalist to hard core @X Pier at. As such, that is very naughty. I gift to dirty 2 queen gats

Savet is not in game, and that is very very naughty. To you i gift 10 blank data pads I lifted off some pilots in dau. I'm sure you'll appreciate the data pads more than I.

SWAmass day 8:

You know what is really naughty? A star. You know what I mean. A luminous astronomical object of plasma held together by its own gravity.. How could something that awesome be scared of anything? You'd have to have really pissed off something truly awesome to be scared of anything. So to Scared Star I gift to you a capital rail turret and a hive posi. You're going to need them i think. (delivered)

Oh and Bojan. I couldn't forget about you. I was going to gift to you the XC load of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull dvds i have stored away. But I like you. So instead I will gift to you 10 lenbs. and a capital rail turret Life long and prosper my friend.

SWAmass day 9:

There was someone i was forgetting about. Who was it. Someone most the pirates in the game despise for some reason. Someone help me out? hmmm



Oh thats right. I remember now. Ecka Estenk. How could i forget about you. To you I gift 1 FCP

And Tripod! You are awesome. You get the only credit reward of SWAmass! To you I gift 10 mill credits

Merry SWAmass everyone