So there I was surfing the stars in my Goliath just eat'n some ham samwiches and building a nether fort in Minecwaft.
Shudenly some EDIT slipped in outta nowhere.
She cackled on the ship-to-ship about some "carck-teasing fee" of 1million credits. She sounded hot, I'm a fan of lasses with lisps... so I was like like, "Hey, I gots 1 million credits, I'll gladly take a tease and tickle pls ma'am."
Well let me tell ya, I felt like a Hoodwinked Harry as that plum sucker just blew up my convoy and fancy new Goliath. Then she posted it out on the ol'interwebs.
Shucks :( Sad dais indeed.

Hehe.

Edit sucks lol

If it was chopped ham then you deserved to have your shiny new ship destroyed. That stuff is evil and vile.

I make great ham samwiches...
Sturdy table, clean and waxed geshia nubile, freshly baked crusty loaf bread (sliced), mulched romaine and iceburg lettuce, layered thin slice apple baked ham, tomatoes and red capsicum, mustard...

Whaaat?! No bacon?

Bacon is extra.

You failed to make me hungry, if that was your intent; Injust had some fried fish! Hahahaha

" I just had fish ^-^ " is code.

Gruzul, you just crack me up. LORFOLS!!!

^-^ Friends