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ROCK please pais you're fees!

Aug 02, 2016 The Voluptuous Night Sky link
DEARESTS ROCK MEMBERS,

PEASE PAI GREAT FEES FOR SAFE TRAVELS YOU OR CONTINUE REBORN PAINFULLY LIKE YOU WERES.

GOD BLESS,

TVNS

Aug 02, 2016 Sieger link
Now that looks like a clear "shoulda paid those processing fees".
Aug 02, 2016 Tripod war of the worlds link
AMAL-Rock will never pay meow!



-ATC scout
Aug 02, 2016 Dread.Pirate.Roberts link
Excellent to the pain it is!

To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Aug 02, 2016 12netjuan link
That is deep...
Aug 03, 2016 SR_7134_HELLCAT link
Most o' those kills i was in an Ec moron.
Aug 03, 2016 SR_7134_HELLCAT link
oh,and my money is better spent on hookers and blow,G'day.
Aug 03, 2016 SR_7134_HELLCAT link
Can anyone exchange a bill for 4 quarters?...I want to play pac-man
Aug 03, 2016 starblazzz link
ROCK will never pay edit for we are at war! The abuse of roids and goats led to these battles that y'all do circles in till backup comes. Screenshots will never capture the fear in maramots eyes as he's runs @ 4% .
Aug 03, 2016 SR_7134_HELLCAT link
Sad day :(
Aug 03, 2016 Space Pancakes link
While waging war on the glory that is EDIT is an inherently bad political move, FAMY has also witnessed ROCK attempting to reach these engagements without a warranty. Several were reported having malfunctions last night before even being able to lay eyes on the great EDIT. Do make sure your paperwork is in order before proceeding. Further reports of unsafe flight will force FAMY to put your guild in our sights, to help re-educate you on the importance of warrantied travel.

You are being watched.
Nith
Aug 03, 2016 Tripod war of the worlds link
Lol meow, we didn't know edit had built a palace already, we will and still jog around edras meow!

-atc- Scout
Aug 03, 2016 SR_7134_HELLCAT link
Im being watched? Scary shite right there. and i have no problem paying FAMY,EDIT are the ones idgaf to even think about paying. G'day.
Aug 03, 2016 Space Pancakes link
Due to various members NOT buying warranties, more resources are being diverted to the areas of space in which ROCKs operate. "You are being watched" were merely words of caution, not a threat. Our aim in this universe is simply to help facilitate the safety of those who wish to travel. If you are practicing safety, our watching you can indeed save your life. Please make sure all your members are aware of this fact, because watching them explode tugs at the heartstrings of this businessman.
-Nith
Aug 03, 2016 Tripod war of the worlds link
Heartstrings? Meow
Aug 03, 2016 Space Pancakes link
cockles?
Aug 03, 2016 PauldenZangpo link
It is imperative that any pilot operating in grey space during peak hours pay due consideration to the various factors that can disrupt normal operations. As much as it pains a pilot to part with considerable credits to facilitate safe passage, the loss of equipment, cargo, and flight hours is often more costly. Plan ahead, scout out your routes, and allow yourself the opportunity to negotiate safe passage. Avoid that harrowing moment when a load is threatened and anxiety slows the payment process. To maximize efficiency of purchased warranty, stage the cargo in bulk at a nearby station. Be smart, fly smart VO! It is what it is.

PauldenZangpo
Lieutenant HHTT