[VOID] would like to congratulate their Commander Blaqk for defeating the Commander of [SKV], Bojan the Elderly Shark BRUTALLY in a fight of Commanders!

Yesterday, our CO managed to kill the CO of SKV a whole 7 times, while only losing 1 time to the man with the grey hair and the grey thoughts!

We therefore are proud to declare our blaqk Commander the winner of the direct "commander skillz measuring"! Congratulations, Blaqk!

YARR!

Ummmm, have you been smoking henbane again Sieger?

Blaqk tried to help me shake some rust off and we had a few friendly fights to 10%.
Nobody killed anybody.

Ok. Nobody exploded then. But what does that change? Ah yeah! Nothing!
Blaqk won 7 out of 8 fights to 10%. It is pretty save to say that he would have killed you, if you didn't agree to stop at 10%! (If you're saying the truth at all...)

I still declare Blaqk the winner of the "fight of Commanders"! Yarr!

i'm not in TGFT in case you meant me bojan. :) but i'm also a trader.

blaqk owning bojan is no big surprise. blaqk got much better and bojan has always been stronger at the talk than at backing it with blasters. hes only good when someone is there to defend his ass (nini most of the times)

OK you have definitely been smoking henbane Sieger, otherwise I cannot explain how did you interpret what Blaqk told you to come to this conclusion.
We had a 'shake the rust off' practice, we changed ships and loadouts and our training ended with various, lets say - mixed results. Couple of fights clearly were in Blaqks favor, couple of them he run out of ammo (triflare maud) and in a couple of them I got a slight advantage.
It was actually a good practice and a nice friendly offer to help me shake the rust off from Blaqk.

If he really intended to turn this practice session into a pompous post on forums about his glorious win then I will probably be very disappointed in him.
Knowing Blaqk, I don't think this is the case, this looks more like your henbane smoking induced urge to play a pompous prick as usual.

Haha man everything about you just SCREAMS mid life crisis.

Now to reply to TVPN Reporters questions

1) Fun

2) [VOID] are a bunch of poofsters and the only thing they expect is to get some when we bend them over, for them... it would be a win :)

3) [VOID] is a guild that continues to emphasize how 'attractive & handsome' they are in a predominantly male online community, what more evidence do you need?

4) You're welcome

Disclaimer: [SKV] is a very liberal and open minded guild and we have nothing against poofsters in general.

Bojansplash... can you role play at all without permanently insulting people personally? granted other people do it too. but nearly every of your posts in this thread contained insults. calling people gay, ugly, or saying they take drugs. whats wrong with you???

Bojan might be homopbobic, just sayin...

I was wondering when will the resident bigots jump in and ClarenceC never disappoints.

You always vigorously jump in as a resident bigot when your beloved Sieger makes himself looking silly on forums and accuse everyone else of being insulting.

I really have nothing against gay and lesbian people, have a lot of gay and lesbian friends but after reading your post I just have to ask... are you perchance Siegers boyfriend infuriated by the notion that his silly posts are being ridiculed?

If that is so, I apologize and I will leave your beloved to post any silly thing he can come up with in the future without ridiculing him afterwards. I respect true love.

Omg dear haha xD

Go sit on a upside down table Bojan, Grizzly liked it. :)

Hmmm never tried that but seems you have some good experience with it Loki Wotansen, please tells us more, was it good for you?

I never tried it, i do have some classified SKV footage tho...

Quite impossible, we are a poor guild we have no tables at all.

Hey! Loki I've changed my rp now to dragon not bear.

Now you made me feel bad for you Bojan! I will send you and your guild a table as soon as possible!!

No table? Do you at least have a shelf, upon which to display your assorted battle trophies?

Nah, no shelf either :(
Our headquarters are pretty spartan looking, we just nail trophies on the wall of our mess hall and we have some old wooden crates in the back filled with serco implants and TGFT cheat plug-in enhanced skulls we collected over the years.
Oh yes, we have no glasses either so we have to use our dead enemies skulls instead.

But it goes well with our ancient nordic heritage...

Skål Skygge Vakter!

This will not stand. I have instructed my finest artisans to design and construct a trophy rack both sturdy enough to support the weight of all those head-bits, and styled to suit a variety of decors. I was concerned there may be a material shortage, but my experts assure me there has been a recent flood of cheap scrap metal available, they just have to clean off the remaining VOID guild markings first.