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BRAND NEW guild!!!! The Guild of Fairy Tales
Gents and ladies,
Today I proudly, earnestly announce the formation of a brand new guild: The Guild of Fairy Tales, or TGFT for short!
We are primarily a manufacturing and trading guild. Admittedly that sounds boring and cliche already BUT we specialize in a few things that players may not find in any other guild!
1. We craft and spin high-quality fairy tales. We also take great pride in the art of imparting those exquisite fairy tales. Everything that slips from our members' tongues is none else but fairy tales made in-house!
2. In the process of crafting fairy tales, our members' noses occasionally lengthen and the texture becomes wooden. Initially we would snip them off and consider them waste byproduct of the crafting process, however we quickly discovered their value. Ladies covet them for the pleasure that they grant. Wooden noses are available for sale from our traders at a premium cost!
Our members call themselves Dildocchios. If you want to be a part of our fairy tale adventures, please visit the nearest TGFT recruitment office ASAP!
[EDIT] It's been brought to our attention that there is another existing guild with the same shorthand, TGFT. Our council is deliberating the possibility of changing the title of our guild as we speak, to avoid confusion.
Today I proudly, earnestly announce the formation of a brand new guild: The Guild of Fairy Tales, or TGFT for short!
We are primarily a manufacturing and trading guild. Admittedly that sounds boring and cliche already BUT we specialize in a few things that players may not find in any other guild!
1. We craft and spin high-quality fairy tales. We also take great pride in the art of imparting those exquisite fairy tales. Everything that slips from our members' tongues is none else but fairy tales made in-house!
2. In the process of crafting fairy tales, our members' noses occasionally lengthen and the texture becomes wooden. Initially we would snip them off and consider them waste byproduct of the crafting process, however we quickly discovered their value. Ladies covet them for the pleasure that they grant. Wooden noses are available for sale from our traders at a premium cost!
Our members call themselves Dildocchios. If you want to be a part of our fairy tale adventures, please visit the nearest TGFT recruitment office ASAP!
[EDIT] It's been brought to our attention that there is another existing guild with the same shorthand, TGFT. Our council is deliberating the possibility of changing the title of our guild as we speak, to avoid confusion.
Way to beat a dead horse joyless. VO is getting extremely boring.
Everything that slips from our members' tongues is none else but fairy tales made in-house!
You guys swallow, is what you're saying?
You guys swallow, is what you're saying?
Hook, line, and sinker! Our members take great pleasure in swallowing our own fairy tales, indeed.
@joyless
My one was better.
My one was better.
Maybe. I dont see it as a competition - I just wanted a version of my own! :)