It all started when I bought 50 Hooters breaded 3-mile wings, all drums of course. These are good fresh, but they are best cooled down so the sauce can congeal onto the breading. It forms the perfect blend of cool + hot. 911 sauce works as well, but I prefer the taste of 3-mile. With this Styrofoam container in your refrigerator, you have a meal dispenser full of diversity.

Small breakfast? 6 wings.
Lunch? 8 wings.
Hearty dinner? 10 wings!
Cool refreshing snack? 4-6 wings dipped in blue cheese dressing.

The problem starts around day 2, but doesn't really reach critical mass until day 3.

On day 2, your poo will turn a lovely burnt orange color and have a shredded taffy look as it rockets from your rear end with pneumatic force that can't keep it in tact as it makes impact with the water in the bowl.

By day 3, you are feeling the impact of 3 days of 3-mile sauce gently caressing your star flower.

I'm sorry guys, I'm normally better at keeping it together, but everyone reaches their limit sometimes.

pics!

Haha

lmfao

Let's just move this to Off Topic for the moment

This was within RP because it was a parody of the other butthurt thread targeted at a guild.

Please move it back? It's not a proper RP parody if it's in OT. Also, with some of the tension in RP lately, it can use a little humor.

Thanks!