Are ye one?

Yarr?

YES!

err, wait... I thought you said "Pyrite"

Pirates do not call themselves pirates, they are simply merchants with guns who liberate cargo as needed by certain folk.

Any asshat knows this, except Galanoth of course!

Hardcore traderz! We buy low (very) and sell fast (very).

Hurrah for the Cargo Liberation Movement! Those were some fun times ;)

VOID wears the pirate label proudly Yoda. Any asshat may know what your definition of pirate is, but I'm not an asshat ;)

I was going to make a joke about him being an asscot, not a hat, but it turns out that there is actually such a thing as an Ascot cap in addition to the tie I was thinking of.

In the Army we were berets similar to that Ascot cap.... So in a way, I wear an asshat?

No not in a way, look in the mirror dude ;-)