Ever had a lil poop as u walk down the road and soiled yourself a little?

Ever ran out of wiping paper wid a little bit left to wipe?

Ever followed through on something you were sure was just a fart?

If the answer is "YE" then BUM wants YOU!

lol....dafuq?

U hav innit Savet? U kno u r BUM material.

BUM now is BOAT-KOS for those BOATers who feel like shooting.