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TGFT testing weapon of mass destruction in secret
Our informants have managed to infiltrate TGFT Labs and brought out a report about a new weapon of mass destruction TGFT experts have been working on.
War is not going well for TGFT and their council has been deliberating about construction of a weapon of mass destruction to tip the scales of war in their favor.
The weapon will be mounted on all TGFT Tridents once testing is finished and Ecka Estenk and his trusty sidekick tsreknor believe this might be the breaking point that will secure TGFT victory over SKV scum.
The weapon is still in testing phase under the code name TGFT V-2 mass destruction punt gun and our informants were able to secure a photo directly from the TGFT testing facility.
PA Lt. Greenwall, a known Itani traitor and SKV hater has immediately placed an order for 100 of those powerful mass destruction weapons. Our informants caught his partial statement during conversation with his TGFT masters:
"...yes master Ecka, now those puny smurfs will see what Greenwall's true power is when I unleash this monster on them, muahahaha (evil laugh)!"
TGFT Sturmbannführer Shultz Sieger was silent during this conversation but our infiltrators noticed he was sporting his well known 'universe domination grin' on his face.
War is not going well for TGFT and their council has been deliberating about construction of a weapon of mass destruction to tip the scales of war in their favor.
The weapon will be mounted on all TGFT Tridents once testing is finished and Ecka Estenk and his trusty sidekick tsreknor believe this might be the breaking point that will secure TGFT victory over SKV scum.
The weapon is still in testing phase under the code name TGFT V-2 mass destruction punt gun and our informants were able to secure a photo directly from the TGFT testing facility.
PA Lt. Greenwall, a known Itani traitor and SKV hater has immediately placed an order for 100 of those powerful mass destruction weapons. Our informants caught his partial statement during conversation with his TGFT masters:
"...yes master Ecka, now those puny smurfs will see what Greenwall's true power is when I unleash this monster on them, muahahaha (evil laugh)!"
TGFT Sturmbannführer Shultz Sieger was silent during this conversation but our infiltrators noticed he was sporting his well known 'universe domination grin' on his face.
OMG i'm crying...
LOL!
LOL!
Those guys should be wearing hearing protection.
I'm developing a weapon that can counter the Punt Gun.
Callsign "Falcon"
Requires a Powercell that can hold 500 Energy
It can be installed on any ship because of its size adaptation.
I'll give you the Full Information soon.
Callsign "Falcon"
Requires a Powercell that can hold 500 Energy
It can be installed on any ship because of its size adaptation.
I'll give you the Full Information soon.
@Harpo
Those guys should be wearing hearing protection.
It is well known that TGFT personnel are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Those guys should be wearing hearing protection.
It is well known that TGFT personnel are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Flash Update
SERC Commander Baron Von Pewington in charge of the Serco Deneb invasion forces have been seen skulking around TGFT headquarters with his lapdog "Benito" Avataros offering free Serco Ale and Betheshee controlled substances (err, spices) to high ranking TGFT officials.
Our informants are presuming they were trying to bribe TGFT into selling them a shipment of 10000 of this powerful V-2 punt gun prototypes to be used by Serco Deneb Armada against smurf scum defending Deneb.
SERC Oberleutnant Razz0r was overheard saying:
"Wir müssen zis wunderbar TGFT V-2 punk gewehre jetzt haben, jawohl?"
SERC Commander Baron Von Pewington in charge of the Serco Deneb invasion forces have been seen skulking around TGFT headquarters with his lapdog "Benito" Avataros offering free Serco Ale and Betheshee controlled substances (err, spices) to high ranking TGFT officials.
Our informants are presuming they were trying to bribe TGFT into selling them a shipment of 10000 of this powerful V-2 punt gun prototypes to be used by Serco Deneb Armada against smurf scum defending Deneb.
SERC Oberleutnant Razz0r was overheard saying:
"Wir müssen zis wunderbar TGFT V-2 punk gewehre jetzt haben, jawohl?"
nothing surprising about the military looking for new weapons. this would be an awesome thing, to have a WMD in game.
-Baron
I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
They're just prototyes. Hopefully it explodes.
Duck ye sucker.
Am I the only that went do some research on that weapon?! Very interesting...
You're npt the only one Darth.